Umm, wtf?

I can hear the oil companies in my mind...

And they're saying "4! 4 dollars!AAHAHAHAHAHA!" like the Count on Sesame Street.

Sneakers.....

Steadily replacing crows.

There's a gas price joke in here somewhere...

Yeah, go ahead and stick an apostrophe in there....

But get real about what the locals call your restaurant.

Instructions for a washing machine....

If you get good at it, you'll be ready to have kids.