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There's just SO Much going on here...

Research shows that when media dangles pictures of big nightclubbing fun in front of parents, who are trying to calm a tantrum throwing 3 year old while cleaning up dog puke out of the carpet, they become despondant. Duh.

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Sometimes, you just don't want to pick up the phone.

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No one seems concerned about the danger....

Of  how many people this sign made it past unnoticed.

No Guacamole in my immediate future.

This funhouse mirror is located...

Outside of the girls 7-14 dressing room at JC Penney in Katy. Anorexia, anyone??

There's an Epic Fail here somewhere...

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Yeah see?

Click on the picture to the the full effect, please...I just....I mean, where do you go with this???

Darn....

For the hypochondriac in your life....found it too late for Christmas gift giving this year though :(

Umm, wtf?

I can hear the oil companies in my mind...

And they're saying "4! 4 dollars!AAHAHAHAHAHA!" like the Count on Sesame Street.

Sneakers.....

Steadily replacing crows.

There's a gas price joke in here somewhere...

Yeah, go ahead and stick an apostrophe in there....

But get real about what the locals call your restaurant.

Instructions for a washing machine....

If you get good at it, you'll be ready to have kids.

OK, Hallmark....

I don't really think we need a Keepsake ornament for why Daddy had to move out, now do we??

it's snickerable....

how they made the Lawyer nutcracker look like a lesbian.

I can't decide....

Is that Saddam Hussein or Fidel Castro wearing a tux in the claw machine????

Dear Whomever....

Sweetie? Jake STILL can't see that, because you wrote this on the womens bathroom wall.

Dear Golden Corral....

If you're going to go with the marketing move of drawing your lunch offerings on the chalkboard....PLEASE let me show you how to draw balloons properly?