Overachiever

Secret Service?

No, just a pretentious Sunglass Hut employee.
(I should add for effect that I took this through the window of Macy's...he's not waiting on anyone...just standing there by his little register... arms by his side...in a pair of shades...indoors.)

Life is like a box of chocolates....

So are the streets of downtown Houston, ya never know what you're gonna get.

Characters...

This fine gentleman sits atop a trashcan in a cowboy hat, helpfully directing cars which way to go down the one way street when the light turns green.

Why I love my downtown building....

It's big, black and imposing, like Britney Spears' bodyguard.

Glass, wood, marble and cool lights.

Non conformist doors....which don't usually work properly, but still.

They actually mop the sidewalks outside. Mopping is hot.

Everything is in braille all over the place....except for THIS very important sign.

Who needs a mirror? Check your hair in the black granite wall!

On the right, is sidewalk. On the left is cobblestone.....when people walk on the cobblestone in heels? That makes for comedy, baby.

I worked here for months before realizing the large glass triangle thingys out front were skylights into the tunnel below. dur.

Cool architectural lighting concepts.

Remember when people got tattoos.....

...to be original? This man does. Doesn't get more original than a ring of scampering kitty cats or friendly linked up elephants.

It's MUTHAF*CKIN CAKE TIME!I *heart* Treebeards.

...is what makes 1 cute.

Just stating the obvious....

but hey, if you feel like assaulting any regular person? Have at it.

Me and cowllerina hanging out on a busy day at the office.

Somebody needs a Proofreader......

The real hilarity was that this was the last bottle left.